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| Jul 31, 2007 08:17 am |
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| I'm so unhygienic, my dandruff flakes are purchased as artificial snow. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:18 am |
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| i'm so unhygienic, i exhale anthrax. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:19 am |
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| I'm so unhygienic, my long finger nails have some mushrooms growing on it. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:19 am |
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| i'm so unhygienic, Quakers purchased my dandruff when they ran out of oatmeal. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:19 am |
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| I'm so unhygienic, gas masks melt when I use it cause my breath is corrosive. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:20 am |
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LOL@ oatmeal. Good one Ger.
I'm so unhygienic, my underarms have Liliputians living on it. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:22 am |
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| I'm so unhygienic, you can find 50 different species of ticks on my head, most of them undiscovered. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:23 am |
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| I'm so unhygienic, scientists discovered that my breath is twice as destructive as the Agent Orange gas they used during the war. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:24 am |
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| I'm so unhygienic, my toilet bowl is probably the only thing in my house that does not contain too much bacteria. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:28 am |
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| I'm so unhygienic, they got the idea of the garbage monster on Sesame Street when they saw me. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:28 am |
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| i'm so unhygienic, when i searched for "contagious diseases" on the internet, the computer screen pointed at me. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:29 am |
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| I'm so unhygienic, half the population of the world's flies came from my place. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:30 am |
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| I'm so unhygienic, that when I searched "grime" and "filth" on the internet the computer showed my name and then blew up. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:31 am |
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| i'm so unhygienic, i breed different kinds of flies in my room. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:31 am |
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| I'm so unhygienic, the Philippine's sanitary land fills are no match for the trash I produce. |
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