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| Jul 31, 2007 07:45 am |
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| i'm so unhygienic, the molds on my bread have evolved into apes. |
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Jul 31, 2007 07:46 am
Edited : Jul 31, 2007 07:51 am |
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| i'm so unhygienic, my bathtub has been confirmed by scientists to be the next primordial soup. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 07:52 am |
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| i'm so unhygienic, osmosis jones didn't last a minute in my body. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:01 am |
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| i'm so unhygienic, when i slept i woke up in a bacterial colony the next day. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:03 am |
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| i'm so unhygienic, my microbes balled up into planets and revolved around me. |
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Jul 31, 2007 08:05 am
Edited : Jul 31, 2007 09:13 am |
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| i'm so unhygienic, when i bit an apple the microorganisms in my mouth ate the rest of it. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:06 am |
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| I'm so unhygienic I grew up in a bacterial colony. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:06 am |
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| I'm so unhygienic, I think the grime on my toilet is sexy. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:07 am |
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| I'm so unhygienic, I like hanging out in public restrooms in Manila. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:08 am |
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| I'm so unhygienic, I've built up an army of bacteria strong enough to cause another world war. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:11 am |
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| i'm so unhygienic, i urinate slime. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:12 am |
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| i'm so unhygienic, my feces have claws. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:14 am |
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| i'm so unhygienic, i have worms for hair. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:15 am |
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| i'm so unhygienic, when i was about to pick up the soap it melted. |
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| Jul 31, 2007 08:17 am |
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| i'm so unhygienic, i crocheted the worms from my ass and made a sweater out of them. |
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