Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the fuck is the ceiling.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died


I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush


"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757

Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. -- Samuel Butler



A hard man is good to find. -- Mae West



Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. -- Mae West



The great thing is, if one can, to stop regarding all the unpleasant things as interruptions in one's "own" or "real" life. The truth is, of course, that what one regards as interruptions are precisely one's life. -- C. S. Lewis



I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it. -- W. C. Fields



I love children - parboiled. -- W. C. Fields



God and Country are an unbeatable team; they break all records for oppression and bloodshed. -- Luis Buquel

Hollow footsteps, cloaked by night
Of sadness known through tortured sight;
The willow weeps for solitude
As Owl moans a gloomy interlude.
- Reflection in the glossy lake
"If I should die before I wake…"
A tear shatters the silent face
That seeks solace in this deserted place.
Wind whispers through the willow's leaves,
And Owl, perched high, silently grieves.
The glow from city lights afar
Swallow whole a falling star.
A wish upon the trembling lips
For peace. A raven gently sips
The water near his honored guest,
But soon flies to his hidden nest.
Weary beneath the flowing cloak,

The traveller rests against an oak
And fights the lure of heavenly sleep
-"I pray the Lord my soul to keep…"



Forever lost, each journey taken
Plagues the mind; the nights awaken
Troubled visions, thoughts of yesterdays,
That seem like beacons - lives away.
Random comforts cannot ease this soul,
For knowledge takes its weary toll
'Pon one who suffers with each breath,
Who slept once in peace, then awoke in death..

~ Anonymous ~

Night falls withs dark grace

Sleep comes to your sweet face

With ebone wings a warm embrace

Danger you will not have to face

A safe path harm cannot trace

Im the prince of shadows

And i live in your dreams

To soothe your terrible screams

And fight off the frightning dreams

So when you sleep fear not the night

I will guide you to dawns first light